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August 2012
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“And remember the darker the night, the more beautiful is the morning’s light.”
– Last Breath - Ensiferum (via mintoninsanity)
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
“She kissed me then, and I kissed her back, and it was some time before we went...”
– Cory Doctorow, Little Brother (thank you, brettiford47)
Searching for a song you don't know the name of or... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
10knotes:
Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
Watchthe-absolute-funniest-posts:
ellisuwc:
forever reblog
This is a pretty cool blog to follow, I’m certain you’ll like it on your dashboard
“It’s not that I don’t like people. It’s just that when I’m in the company of...”
– Maureen Corrigan (via misswallflower)
herspanic:
I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
